Smell Yo Self
I normally don't have an issue with people who smell kinda funky at the end of the day. Today is an exception though.
My issue is....I can tell if my vagina kinda smells funky. You know how at the end of the day you collect wetness and other stuff down there and you start smelling a bit nasty, you can tell right away. I mean, you are the first person who'll notice the smell. Any self aware woman can tell. That's why we wash down there. That's why we use feminine wash and soap and other shit. That's why we use stuff that will prevent all that funk from collecting in our underwear. Because we care about how our vagina smells.
Now this girl sitting at the next table. This girl who looks like she went to school and got an actual education. This girl who bought a P200 cup of coffee at Starbucks...smells like she has not washed her vagina in days.
Dude, it won't kill you to go to the bathroom and wipe your pussy with wet wipes or something refreshing. As most women do, we bring extra underwear with us when we know that we will be spending some time out of the house. Or we wear pantyliners (because the gusset of your underwear can get so disgusting sometimes) and bring an extra liner because liners aren't supposed to be kept down there for more than 8 hours.
I mean, I understand that there are just days when the weather is awful and you're ovulating and fluid just seems to be leaking out of your canal down there. You can't help it during those days. We all have days like that.
But today...I swear to God this girl smells like old crusty vagina. She smells worse than dried fish that has yet to dry fully. Not only does she smell like crusty vagina, but she smells like she sweated a lot during the day and never bothered to change her shirt or wipe her body dry. She smells like underwear that you wore to the gym and forgot in the hamper.
If you were stuck with her in an elevator, she would make you wish you had something sharp with you so you can slit your wrists and kill yourself instead of suffering for God knows how long. That's how bad she smells.
The worst part is she is with other women. Do any of her friends know just how bad she smells? Or are they trying to spare her feelings by not telling her that her smell makes people gag? Or maybe her friends smell like her too. What. The. Hell.
So to women out there: Smell Yo Self. Smell yo self before you leave for work or school. Smell yo self before you leave the office. Smell yo self after you've touched up in the bathroom. Because no woman, as in no woman, would want to be known as the girl with the smelly pussy.
My issue is....I can tell if my vagina kinda smells funky. You know how at the end of the day you collect wetness and other stuff down there and you start smelling a bit nasty, you can tell right away. I mean, you are the first person who'll notice the smell. Any self aware woman can tell. That's why we wash down there. That's why we use feminine wash and soap and other shit. That's why we use stuff that will prevent all that funk from collecting in our underwear. Because we care about how our vagina smells.
Now this girl sitting at the next table. This girl who looks like she went to school and got an actual education. This girl who bought a P200 cup of coffee at Starbucks...smells like she has not washed her vagina in days.
Dude, it won't kill you to go to the bathroom and wipe your pussy with wet wipes or something refreshing. As most women do, we bring extra underwear with us when we know that we will be spending some time out of the house. Or we wear pantyliners (because the gusset of your underwear can get so disgusting sometimes) and bring an extra liner because liners aren't supposed to be kept down there for more than 8 hours.
I mean, I understand that there are just days when the weather is awful and you're ovulating and fluid just seems to be leaking out of your canal down there. You can't help it during those days. We all have days like that.
But today...I swear to God this girl smells like old crusty vagina. She smells worse than dried fish that has yet to dry fully. Not only does she smell like crusty vagina, but she smells like she sweated a lot during the day and never bothered to change her shirt or wipe her body dry. She smells like underwear that you wore to the gym and forgot in the hamper.
If you were stuck with her in an elevator, she would make you wish you had something sharp with you so you can slit your wrists and kill yourself instead of suffering for God knows how long. That's how bad she smells.
The worst part is she is with other women. Do any of her friends know just how bad she smells? Or are they trying to spare her feelings by not telling her that her smell makes people gag? Or maybe her friends smell like her too. What. The. Hell.
So to women out there: Smell Yo Self. Smell yo self before you leave for work or school. Smell yo self before you leave the office. Smell yo self after you've touched up in the bathroom. Because no woman, as in no woman, would want to be known as the girl with the smelly pussy.
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