11242016 - Do Not Read if You Do Not Like the F Word

My family annoys the fuck out of me. 

Who in their right mind would find it enjoyable when someone keeps on knocking on the bathroom door when you've repeatedly told them that you are peeing?

Who the in their right mind would accuse you of not liking the food they cooked when the only thing you said was you don't want to eat dinner because you just ate at a cafe?

And who would find it enjoyable when people yell at each other all day?

These fuckers know I have a thing for organization and order, and they insist on leaving their things on my bed or lying around the house. The fuck? You people enjoy living in a pig sty? Go live in a pig sty and leave me alone. 

I am not going to go into specifics as to who annoys me the most but living with my family would test even the patience of a saint. 

Would you not get annoyed when the only time they seem to need you is when the wifi is out or when they need you to do something for them. 

I get that family is family but I would be okay if I did not see or talk to them for ten years. 

Fuck. My family annoys the fuck out of me.